What the hell am i rhyming for?
Designer shoes and designer clothes?
designer doors and designer cars?
hell nah,
i dont even wanna be star,
matter in fact
ill just barely make par.
i dont golf,
but i can pull a tiger
risk my life,
to cheat on my wife
i'll wound up in woods
the rest of my life.
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I liked this a lot! I wont ever pull a Tiger Woods. Great job, Very well done!!
ReplyDeleteHah, it's meta. Daresay I know why we all end up rhyming at some point. Hold onta that bit, aye?
ReplyDelete...also this makes me feel super-gangster.
This is good. I like when you say "I just barely make par" It was so funny.
ReplyDeleteGreat poem. The line about ending up in the woods (like Tiger)....that cracked me up.
ReplyDeleteFor trying to write a bad poem, this was actually pretty good. I liked the lines
ReplyDelete"but i can pull a tiger
risk my life,
to cheat on my wife"
I'd use that part in my revision.
Good job!